First things first: the book has now arrived at London Road stadium in Peterborough so hopefully Darren Ferguson will take his quill pen to it swiftly and it will be back with me next week.
Once it does return, it would be lovely to be able to ship it right back out again. In fact, when you consider Peterborough’s media man and his “No problem” approach (he used exactly the same phrase when I emailed him to say the book was on its way – sigh) coupled with the fact that Manchester United did indeed beat Olympiakos 3-0 on Wednesday night in line with my high hopes, I’m on for a Robin van Persie-esque hat-trick. (Hopefully without receiving an injury to the back of my thigh afterwards, which would be an unwelcome coincidence.)
I have applied a robust and sound logic to my decision on who to go after next: seeing as approaching an ex-player who’s now a manager worked so well last time, I’ll try it again. And why not approach an ex-player who also happened to be captain for the 1993/94 season: Steve Bruce.
Ah, Brucey. One half of the famed Dolly and Daisy central-defensive partnership with Gary Pallister (Alex Ferguson’s nickname for them; it’s not entirely clear who was supposed to be Dolly and who Daisy), even as a younger man he always looked kind of like he could be your dad – like there was a good a chance you could meet him after the game, go 10-pin bowling and finish up in Pizza Hut.
Bruce also happened to be a fantastic defender. That he was never capped for England is a travesty on a par with Goodfellas not winning Best Picture and Last Christmas not making it to number one. He was at United for nine years and ’twas he who scored the last-minute winner against Sheffield Wednesday towards the end of the 1992/93 title-winning season that famously sent Ferguson and Brian Kidd doolally. Here’s his double-page spread in the book, looking suitably dad-like in a tiny pair of shorts:
When he retired in 1999 he went into management. He’s been in charge at Sheffield United, Huddersfield Town, Wigan Athletic (twice), Crystal Palace, Birmingham City and Sunderland – and is now at Hull City, who he took into the Premiership last year. It’s looking good for them to avoid relegation this season (though if my saying that now jinxes them it’s highly unlikely he’ll sign the book).
An email has just been sent to Hull’s media department; to continue a theme I’ll anticipate a speedy and splendid reply.
The stats
Emails sent/replied to: 45/15
Phone calls made/answered: 5/0
Distance covered by book (give or take): 13,635 miles
Money spent on project: £21.59
Signatures in book: 2